Monday, December 15, 2008

ET's Penis

I think that someday, when extraterrestrial life collides with ours, we will have many things to share with each other. One of the most fascinating pieces of technology that I think that we could offer to the aliens would be our personal computers - after all, man's most glorious achievement was the internet - an incredibly fast way to share erotic material with each other. The aliens would most likely covet these "sex machines" and a galactic civil war would erupt between the different races jockeying for its control. Many would perish---but I really think that we would have made a real difference in the universe.

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