Sunday, October 12, 2008

On the Trail '08

I think that if I was running for President I would make a bunch of wild promises that I could never ever keep -- that way, I would win by a landslide vote. Later, if the public called me out on not fulfilling those promises I would say, "I never said any of that." Nobody could contest me, then. Man, I would be a great President.

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